AI touched $262 billion in holiday orders last season (Salesforce). When buyers ask ChatGPT about your product, does it name you?
They're decent, but you're paying mostly for branding and marketing, not materials.
We ran the identical check on our own brand and published it, failures left in: 0 of 24 on the AI shelf, 7 of 8 at the checkout. Read the report →
You fought for page one on Google. You bought every click Meta sold you, at a worse price every quarter. Every time the channel shifted, the brands that moved first got the cheap years and everyone else paid retail. It's shifting again:
None of this is your biggest channel this year. Facebook was not your biggest channel in 2012 either, and that is exactly when it was cheap.
Somebody spent years building the brand on this board. Great product, real reviews, paid traffic humming. Then we asked the AI engines the 12 questions their buyers actually type, and watched 24 answers recommend everyone else:
The same report, run on our own brand, published with the failures in it: 0 of 24 on the AI shelf, 7 of 8 at the checkout →
You never set these rails up. Shopify has been switching them on across stores this year. Which means an AI agent can walk into your store today, ask about your return policy, get a canned shrug, and leave with the shopper's money still in its pocket. Eight checks decide whether that sale closes:
| ✓ | AI crawlers can read the store |
| ✓ | Agent discovery profile published (UCP) |
| ✓ | Agent shopping endpoint live: catalog, product, cart |
| ✓ | Current-generation endpoint (the legacy one retires Aug 31, 2026) |
| ✓ | Knowledge base answers in your words, not default stubs: our first run failed here. An agent asking about returns got "contact the merchant", and no agent closes a purchase on that. We wrote the answers; it passes now. |
| ✓ | Agent instruction files exist |
| ✓ | Product schema with live prices and availability |
| ✗ | Review ratings machine-readable: hundreds of real reviews, invisible to every AI |
You don't have a spare month for this and neither does your team. That's the design: we take collaborator access and do the work in your store. You approve, you click publish, you keep running the business.
What it costs you: collaborator access, one 30-minute kickoff, and two approval passes. Nobody on your team writes anything.
Three scan runs, so we know the metric's noise before promising movement. GA4 and Shopify AI-channel baseline.
Real titles and descriptions on every page. Reviews as structured data. A specs page with the sentences AI quotes.
Three honest "you vs the brands AI recommends" pages, on the questions with no defender today.
Knowledge base answering in your words, review ratings machine-readable, endpoint migrated, agentic channels on, attribution wired into your admin. Day 21: your store passes 8 of 8, next to your baseline, in the same report format.
Here is the risk nobody in this business says out loud: you can do every piece of this correctly and still not be named this month. The engines decide. So we guarantee everything we control, in writing, and you get the receipts either way.
In 21 days your store passes all eight agent-checkout checks: AI crawlers get through, discovery profile published, current-generation endpoint live, knowledge base answering in your own words, product schema and review ratings machine-readable. On day 21 we re-run the identical public check and send you the report. If it isn't 8 of 8, the sprint is free and you keep everything we built. Two conditions, stated here and not in fine print: collaborator access within 3 days, and no firewall rule we're not allowed to change. Anything we can't control, we tell you before you pay.
Same questions, same wording, same engines as your baseline, forever, raw answers attached. Nobody moves the goalposts, including us.
Titles and descriptions on every page, reviews as structured data, the specs page live, three comparison pages published. If it isn't shipped, you pay nothing.
What we never promise: a position. The engines decide the answers. Our job is the work they actually read, and the scan is the thermometer.
Mostly, yes. AI visibility is earned by doing the boring things right, plus the agent rails on top. There's no separate magic, and anyone selling you one is guessing. We measure honestly and do the work.
After the sprint, yes. Everything ships with the playbook, and that's deliberate. The monthly plan exists for brands that would rather not carry it.
No. Nobody can, and you should walk away from anyone who says otherwise. The engines decide. We guarantee the checks, the shipped work and the measurement, and we publish the raw answers so you can verify every number yourself.
Because we published it. That report is our own store, run with the same script you get. First run: 6 of 8. The knowledge base failure took one afternoon to fix and the report now shows it passing; the review markup ships in our own sprint. A report where everything passed would tell you nothing about whether the check is real.
Not yet. This is a new offer, and the first 3 brands get founding pricing for exactly that reason. What we show instead: the check running on our own brand with the failures left in, a fixed question set, and three guarantees that pay you back if the work is not shipped.
Your store URL and an email. Nothing else. The check runs from outside your store, the way any shopper's AI sees it. No access, no app to install, no call.
Type your store URL. The full report lands the same day: every brand named ahead of you, the raw answers attached, and the checkout checks you fail, so you can read exactly what your buyers are being told.
Already have your two numbers from us? Same form. This one sends the full report with the raw answers.